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numark1
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: N00bie Going To Court Reply with quote

My friend has to go to court on the 20th December, he had 3 points for driving with a pillion with L plates and got caught speeding a while ago and never replied to the countless letters they sent him. He has a court date for the 20th December.

I will be going down with him. What happens there as neither of us have been before?

Do i watch and what does he do? What do we have to wear and is there anything he can do to ease the punishment (although the government is so screwed up he will probably get a 5 minute ban and £2.50 fine.

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PostPosted: 20:46 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds pritty bad! hope he isnt done to bad!lol(although pillion+Lplates isnt best idea!)
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was a quick reply. Laughing

I'm supprised he was actually caught as he rides with no numberplate usually and is rarely under 130mph including residential areas.

Don't tell me about how stupid it is because i know and have tried to tell him. He wrote off two bikes already and his 04 zx6r is basically a write off now too. Laughing

I'm supprised he's still alive. Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Re: N00bie Going To Court Reply with quote

T44TE M wrote:
I will be going down with him.

Unlikely you'l also go down just for being there... Smile


T44TE M wrote:
Do i watch and what does he do?

He stands in the witness box & juggles live rabbits


T44TE M wrote:
What do we have to wear

Clown suits, with big red noses & giant shoes


T44TE M wrote:
What happens there as neither of us have been before?

Then bend you over the bench & stick a toilet plunger up your ass.. thick end first & then suck yer inards out to make sure you're not smuggling anything

I think that about covers it Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

If he puts in an effort, it gets the judge in the right mood. Turn up in a suit, it shows he's taking this seriously. Turn up in jeans and a shirt that says 'I Love Vagina' the judge will be less impressed.

Tell him to tell them he is sorry for what he did, he's learnt his lesson, and won't be behaving like an idiot in future. Make sure they know he thinks he's a shithead. (Which he is.)

Combine that, there's a good chance his punishment will be smaller, but he won't be let off, that's for sure.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Based on my experience.

A suit is always a good idea. But casual like, no tie, open top button. Not sure what you will do but he will be taken into the court by the usher (or whatever they call them) and asked to swear in.

Then he will be asked to stand in the witness box and the bench will ask him a few basic things and the prosecution solicitor will question him.

After that he will be escorted out of the court for 5 mins while they decide whether to hang him or stick him in the electric chair.

Then he will be asked back in to stand int he witness box and will be told his fate.

He could possibly get away with it by saying he didn't get the other court notices as he was living away from home for a while. If you do this they will question it so have a story ready (where he was, what he was doing ect). Look very sorry for himself and he must admit he knew he did wrong and has regret for it.

I'm no great criminal but i have got off scott free from a lot of things by eating a bit of humble pie and looking as pathetic as possible for the 20 mins i've been in there.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

It does not matter what you wear, I tried that one for being a naughty girl once. His best option is to plead guilty and offer to pay the fine in installments.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

The prosecution soliciter will be a lot quicker than some made up story - the more you make a story up, the bigger he fine.

Just get him to tell the truth and bend over.
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can i go and watch? I bet its quite exciting and funny watching your mate being screwed over. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like he deserves whatever he gets tbh. If he won't listen, this might force him to.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just means he'll be driving it without a licence if it gets taken away from him. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

He will go in, the clerk will ask him to confirm personal details, name DOB etc.
Clerk will put the charge to him, ask for guilty or not guilty plea.
I assume he will plead guilty.
Crown Prosecution will put the details of the case.
The bench will ask why he has ignored the letters and he can try to lie but I doubt they will accept it.
They will likely just sentence without retiring as they have loads of numptys like him stood where he is day in day out.

He can get a solicitor prior to the hearing if he thinks it will help, or he can see the duty solicitor at Court on the day.

You, as can anyone over the age of 14, sit in the public gallery and watch any case as long as it is not youth Court.
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

strag wrote:
You, as can anyone over the age of 14, sit in the public gallery and watch any case as long as it is not youth Court.


COOL. Twisted Evil

I can't wait to see him grovel. Is there any way to record it? Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

T44TE M wrote:
strag wrote:
You, as can anyone over the age of 14, sit in the public gallery and watch any case as long as it is not youth Court.


COOL. Twisted Evil

I can't wait to see him grovel. Is there any way to record it? Laughing


Just take a camera in, noone will notice.

Else just take your phone in and set it like a dictaphone. Wink
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think the death penaltys too good for him
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PostPosted: 23:00 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie_biker wrote:
a shirt that says 'I Love Vagina' the judge will be less impressed..

unless she's a raving lesbian.... Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 23:03 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having read all the threads...

I have nothing to say Rolling Eyes

Except...

You have a stupid, idiotic, twat of a 'friend' T44TE M

You know how to mix with the best, don't you (not)?

I just hang my head in shame of an arrogant biker, with no regard to the law whatsoever, and someone who deserves everything that's coming to him Crying or Very sad

He's one of those who give all of us a bad reputation.

Sorry all. That's my opinion.



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PostPosted: 23:08 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fcuk him. Let him go on his own and make better use of your time finding new mates.

One way or another, this one doesn't sound like he's going to be around much longer...
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might interest you.

Here
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just hang him.

And get this 'waste of space' out of the biking community Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: 23:24 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Might interest you.

Here


Do you have to try and 'glorify' the matter ?

This ain't about speeding or what someone can get away with. This is about a stupid twat who defies the law, full stop.

His so-called 'Mate' T44TE M has already stated that irrespective of what crime he'll be charged with, he'll simply go out and ride without a licence anyway Thumbs Down

My blood boils at such arrogant people Shocked



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PostPosted: 23:35 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:

Do you have to try and 'glorify' the matter ?

This ain't about speeding or what someone can get away with. This is about a stupid twat who defies the law, full stop.

His so-called 'Mate' T44TE M has already stated that irrespective of what crime he'll be charged with, he'll simply go out and ride without a licence anyway Thumbs Down

My blood boils at such arrogant people Shocked



True. But then again you are a self confessed bimbler. No problem with that, but i can also post another link of peoples reaction to above court case.

I dont glorify it. Im proud of how i dealt with it, and tbh id rather do 75 ish on that bit of road (have done well in excess of that before on the cbr) then do 30 next to a school gate.

But its illegal ergo you may show horror.

But as you have i think said you are a father, if it suddenly went tits up and you werent allowed to see them, or if you heard of someone else in the same boat. For something inherent in human nature such as pissing on the bog seat. You wouldnt be abhorred by them breaking the law to see the children. Would you?

Not the same of course, but i certainly know one person who only keeps going because of his bike. He may ride like a tosser, but he lives in a tent in a field purely to afford to run his k4 gixxer 6.

Things are never black and white.
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Old Geeza wrote:
bonny_ricardo wrote:
Might interest you.

Here


Do you have to try and 'glorify' the matter ?


Do not anger the riding god for he hath done everything twice and is ten times better at it than anyone.

Bow down and grovel for your forgiveness, mortal.

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PostPosted: 23:45 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know hes stupid but i'm hardly gonna not speak to him because of the way he rides. If he dies then he dies!!!!!
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 14 Nov 2005    Post subject: Reply with quote

T44TE M wrote:
strag wrote:
You, as can anyone over the age of 14, sit in the public gallery and watch any case as long as it is not youth Court.


COOL. Twisted Evil

I can't wait to see him grovel. Is there any way to record it? Laughing


You can try and record it but if caught you will be straight down in the cells!!
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