How would you guys like free petrol?

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Well this system is a surefire way. much better than this pipeline card.

All you got to do is.

Drive to pump.

Fill Up.

Fuck off.

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

How about?

Punch a hole in your neighbours petrol tank

Syphon fuel

Run like fuck

Keep the cheap petrol ideas coming!

Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

use water
its cheaper
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dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

Drive to petrol station

Fill Up

Go in and pretend to be a police officer and say your taking the petrol as evidence.

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Ric · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Karma :

hijack a tanker

Andy C · Tree Seeking Missile Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Karma :

buy shell or BP and make one of your "perks" free petrol

(damn my idea is the most expensive, most effort and most legal!!!)
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cLaTTeReD · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 07 Sep 2005 Karma :

cant u use vegetable oil instead - or is that deisel ?

Simple · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Karma :

take key to brother's RS50
siphon out most of petrol
put petrol in GPZ

Laughing

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Vin · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Aug 2005 Karma :

1. Make up stories about the extent of an oil producing countries weapons of mass destruction.

2. Bomb the f**k out of said country

3. Steal petrol

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Vin · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Aug 2005 Karma :

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

So can he, just he has not learned to use a computer since the "red button" incident.

Hoffy · Trackday Trickster Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Karma :

You will need :
1. Long length of hose
2. VERY large tank

What to do :

1. One end of hose in petrol station tank
2. Start siphoning
3. Put hose in Your tank

Simple !!!
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dibbster · Nearly there... Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

Take a bucket and spade, go to the desert, dig a big hole fill the bucket with oil. Job done! (and a free sun tan! Cool

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Stevie GooGs · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Karma :

Why not just run on nuclear energy and have a big feck of sign on your bike to warn people. Laughing

Unlimted power and no one will want to come near you. (oops forgot that testy cancer will catch up with you). Laughing

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Rookie · World Chat Champion Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Karma :

Acquire a very large container and fill it up at the petrol station. When £1000 rolls around, it's back to 000.00! Free petrol, sorted!

Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

Steal petrol tanker en route to garage... feel free to use a shotgun while doing this... the more bloody the better.

Park tanker somwhere sneaky.

Enjoy running back to it every ride to top up.
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Aikman666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Karma :

Buy your own swampy forest/sea...make sure it dies...cover it with layers and layers of earth....wait a few million years then mine the resulting oil back
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Syphoning is the best bet Thumbs Up

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HerbalDayZ · Banned Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Karma :

Wait for some 1 to fill up a large car, take a 5 gallon container when he goes to pay quickly fill up before he gets to pay Razz

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Klause · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Apr 2004 Karma :

At work when I'm breaking up a bike, if the fuel is good in the tank I drain it into my bike Thumbs Up

. I never drain the fuel from stolen and recovered bikes, people piss in the tank lol.
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Johnny GSX-R · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Karma :

dodsi · Dirty Carny Joined: 06 Aug 2004 Karma :

By going into petrol stations with your warrent card telling them you are taking the petrol as evidence. Thumbs Up

CoronaBoner · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

Wait for a ped gang to get on the forecourt, (groups of 5-6 work a treat) quickly nip in on a pump behind them, whack as much petty as you can in, brim it to the top.

While all the ped boi's are bickering who's spending to much of their cider money etc, run to the counter and say one of their numbers, being a scootai it will only cost a few quid max instead of your normal 15-20 spend!!! Mr. Green

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