Just kicked off on my street.

[phantomtek]

Yep - total warzone.

Some chavs were causing a ruckus and the coppers came. The chavs got lairy with the police so the police arrested 'em. The pikey reinforcement came and started literally attacking the policemen (and women) and then they got totally owned for their trouble, ten police cars and a riot van turned up. Loaded the chav into the back and he started kicking the inside like a tosser. Then it kicked off again up the street, all I hear is 'Bang him Sykesy!' and them all scrambling, like a bee to honey about 5 coppers piled on and put the boot in, I was hoping for them to mace him but they cuffed him and pulled his arms right up so it hurt him, the dirty pikey. Another got abit saucy so he got slammed onto a car and cuffed, and they dragged a chavvette from the top of the hill, she put up a struggle by putting her feet down as they moved her, so they grabbed her feet and carried her, while she was howling like a beast. Only Davo can tell you that I don't actually live in Bosnia, bet it's quieter there though. Just thought I'd share.

So here's to you, her majesties finest, for taking the pikey chav scum off the streets for at least one night, I hope you accidentally put cyanide in their drinks.

[dodsi]

So let me get this right.

Watching the people get lairy, it wasnt very pretty you told us?
walking through your town was quite scary and not very sensible either.

By chance did a man in a tracksuit attack you over a row about a taxi?

[Skunkcap Freddie]

lol. sounds a bit like northern ireland around july time

[Mister James]

Ahhh, nothing but a bit of C and R to instil the fear of God into the peasants.

Trust me, as one who was used as a test/demonstration dummy in every training course - those armlocks hurt like buggery (or at least, how Dodsi described Buggery) and the aches and pains will last a couple of days - with no discernible marks for the FME to record!

/me whistles innocently
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[EuropeanNC30R...]

Where's the photos?

[McGee]

[killa]

Sounds like you could right a novel about chav warfare, similar writing style to the guys who write war books. lol
Police brutality, great when you’re not on the receiving end.

Nice one
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[Mister James]

Police Brutuality, or justified use of minimum and reasonable force in line with Home Office approved control and restraint techniques?
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[dodsi]

Hey do you think the whole thing kicked off because they looked the wrong way at a police man?

[killa]

[Mister James]

Depends on who is writing the paperwork I suppose.
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[Johnny GSX-R]

[Dragonfly]

happy dayz! i wish they would do that round here other than in july alot more lol

some chavs need sorting where i used to live and had to move from as it was so bad. i will get my revenge
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[riichy]

[McGee]

[Skunkcap Freddie]

lol. don't suppose you've a video of it handy

[phantomtek]

Found some pictures, excuse the poor camera quality:

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/last_night.jpg

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/ownedintehface.jpg

[WR450_geezer]

Is the stick man with the Burberry baseball cap you??

WR
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[Valentino Mossy]

Love the way you've covered his eyes !
LOL
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[Mister James]

You need to upgrade, P-man. 1.3 megapixels just won't cut it in the modern age.
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[Johnny GSX-R]

I bow down to your superior grafix skills 'Tek'

You have made my night, i'm now printing them off and taking them into work in the morning.

[Johnny GSX-R]

They MUST be Yorkshire cops because they're armed with 'Black Pudding' batons.

[Mister James]

[JonB]