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bazza
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Rainy Sunday Caption Comp Reply with quote
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jim laid in wait for his dogging partner to turn up.
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queen of string
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Billy was prepared to try anything to get some air to his aching b*ll*ocks
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Reevo8
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Look mum, no hands. Muuuum looook no haaands! Thumbs Up
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Sephiroth
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Sephiroth
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oops, double post.

Last edited by Sephiroth on 18:56 - 21 May 2006; edited 1 time in total
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palmer
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
/fake orgasm mode\ ooooh big daddy dont stop! oo, ooo , im gonna cum, im gonna cum!! AHHHHH fuck that tight pussy!
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snickuk
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tom thought his inspector's idea to stop people speeded was a little strange but he still went along with the idea!
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Steve H
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Invisible man and his gay lover are overcome with lust for each other during a fag stop on their weekend ride out Confused
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Reevo8 wrote:
Look mum, no hands. Muuuum looook no haaands! Thumbs Up


Vas Iz Daz? No Hanz?
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
When Jim said he was going to blow the cobwebs away.....I thought he meant he was going to ride it.....
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stupid Germans. Look where they've put the foot rests.....!
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Flip
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
The new model lacked excitment.
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fred tested the new outdoor birthing equipment
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jim awaits the Police he just Shot past.....
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palmer
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
cruiser riders realy dont have a clue...
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Johnny GSX-R
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 21 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hans gets a crafty wank off Fritz whilst the PA system broadcasts his moans across the countryside.
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colin1
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PostPosted: 05:33 - 22 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
when jim lost both his arms in a motorbike accident he was determined it wasnt gonna stop him riding.

Here he is practising his idea for a new way of riding without needing to modify his bike.
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Teaman
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 22 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
german police use bikes to check for speeding planes
helmut stonker relaxes for a moment whilst schmit licker checks for zzr14's on the autobahn
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Luke_Retrofly
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 22 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
"the new beemer with the fuel tank designed in the shape of a dildo was great hit with the homersexual community"

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Josh
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 22 May 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Unsure of quite how he got this way the last thing Jim could remember was seeing a 98 R1 in his mirror"
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