Rainy Sunday Caption Comp

[bazza]

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1st prize: A night out with Siggi.
2nd prize: A night in with Flip.
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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[phantomtek]

Jim laid in wait for his dogging partner to turn up.

[queen of string]

Billy was prepared to try anything to get some air to his aching b*ll*ocks
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"Eat food, not edible, food-like items. Mostly plants."

[Reevo8]

Look mum, no hands. Muuuum looook no haaands!
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05 ZX10R, (**05 WKR)

[Sephiroth]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Sephiroth]

Oops, double post.

[palmer]

/fake orgasm mode\ ooooh big daddy dont stop! oo, ooo , im gonna cum, im gonna cum!! AHHHHH fuck that tight pussy!

[snickuk]

Tom thought his inspector's idea to stop people speeded was a little strange but he still went along with the idea!

[Steve H]

The Invisible man and his gay lover are overcome with lust for each other during a fag stop on their weekend ride out
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Mellow Yellow
The BCF Top TEN - 2010, 2009, 2008, The Original.

[Walloper]

[Handsome]

When Jim said he was going to blow the cobwebs away.....I thought he meant he was going to ride it.....
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Walloper]

Stupid Germans. Look where they've put the foot rests.....!
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[Flip]

The new model lacked excitment.

[phantomtek]

Fred tested the new outdoor birthing equipment

[Handsome]

Jim awaits the Police he just Shot past.....
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[palmer]

cruiser riders realy dont have a clue...

[Johnny GSX-R]

Hans gets a crafty wank off Fritz whilst the PA system broadcasts his moans across the countryside.

[colin1]

when jim lost both his arms in a motorbike accident he was determined it wasnt gonna stop him riding.

Here he is practising his idea for a new way of riding without needing to modify his bike.
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[Teaman]

german police use bikes to check for speeding planes
helmut stonker relaxes for a moment whilst schmit licker checks for zzr14's on the autobahn
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There is no point in ranting about someone stupid because there is nothing u can do about it. There is no cure for stupid.
Someone stupid does not realise they r stupid.stupidity is indistinguishable from malice U just have to accept that some people are thick as p1gsh1t and work around them.

[Luke_Retrofly]

"the new beemer with the fuel tank designed in the shape of a dildo was great hit with the homersexual community"

Luke
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Flounced - Long overdue
Fuck you bitch I'm in the top 10 list I can do the what the fuck I want!

[Josh]

"Unsure of quite how he got this way the last thing Jim could remember was seeing a 98 R1 in his mirror"
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04 Suzuki GSX-R 600 K4 - Sex on wheels :>
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