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Found this on the net.
While looking at The Rider's Digest, Issue 183 (Oct 2013).

Thought it summed up Marmalade's profession rather well
https://www.theridersdigest.co.uk/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bear-wkshop.jpeg



P.S. not posted in found on the net section as it's bike related
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Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[Marmalade]

Yes, nearly right.

The guy at the end would be some snotty cow sat behind a desk filing her nails looking at the courier like shit and moaning about him dripping on the marbled floor.
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[chris-red]

[Cheeseybeaner]

[27cows]

Reminds me of a time I literally risked my life with six inches of snow down on the road in 1991 (that's on the road, not the pavement). I couldn't feel my hands or feet. I was literally having to look at my left hand and foot to make sure I was pulling the clutch and changing gear. At that point, we were in the grip of some hideous post-Thatcher depression and everyone was scrapping for every job. It was clearly not safe to be out in a snow plough, let alone on a bike.

But I made it to my drop off. And this snotty bitch looked at my (fucking mauve!) face and said 'What do you want, thanks?'

If I'd had control of my limbs, I would have cracked her one. Dying of Aids would certainly have been too good for her.
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[Marmalade]

https://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/grumpyartman/Screenshot_2013-10-09-20-12-05_2.jpg

I am looking for a courier if anyone is interested in earning. See ad in everything else
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Nobby the Bastard: How yo tell the difference between the actual japanese and her just screaming because she's had live fish stuck up her arse? [url=https://www.nicks-shop.co.uk/bcf-goodies-15-c.aspGet BCF stickers and things here[/url] Reflective helmet stickers - Legal requirement in france - Clicky

[Knightsy]

[Marmalade]

[covent.gardens]

[Clutchy]

[Easter Bunny]

I picked up a package from Dunstable at around 11.30am and got it all the way to Paisley in something like 5 1/2 hours which was an average speed of 72 mph when moving (not allowing for one fuel stop, 50 mph sections etc). The last few miles going round Glasgow in rush hour was nice.
It was need for a presentation so when I got it there, I got it signed by the receptionist (who apparently held onto it for about 25 minutes) and I grabbed a coffee next door, in the euphoria of getting it there on time, I forgot to phone the customer with the proof of delivery straight away and it was only when they phoned me the next day to enquire "what kept me"!!! WTF!

I emailed him my google latitude logs proving what time I left (as there was some confusion as to the exact time) & what time I got there and screen captured my Tom tom rider with the average speed logged.

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[Eddie Hitler]