Funny customer names

[Faldo]

What funny genuine names have you come across ?

I've just had a guy on the phone who was Mr K Fiddler.

In the past I've spoke to a woman called Violet Twatt, loads of Muhammed Alis, Mr Muff and loads more that don't come to mind at the moment.

Any more ?
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[N.C]

my friend go this while working at Telefocus ( the immoral bastard )

apparently she didnt speak english very well!

[Barry_M2]

We have a guy here called 'Dick Pink'.

and he does call himself Dick too, rather than Richard.
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[killa]

There was a guy at my place called Graham Mcgreedy hunt

Over the tanoy this was halarious.
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[Faldo]

[Steve H]

Approximately 10-15 years ago I saw the name 'Sydney Harbour-Bridge' on an application form that crossed my desk.
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[aaronb74]

I once got notification of name changes for 2 customers. They had apparently changed their names to King Jesus Christ Smith and Lady Cleopatra Flower Smith
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[Carl_steveo]

One that comes to mind for me was Hoppi Ula Walmsbottom. She also had a great signature was a big O with the H and dots so it looked like a pigs face.

Had loads of ridiculously long asian names. Ones where they dont even fit on the system so the middles names have been replaced by line after line of initials.

[UnknownStuntm...]

Long ago, I 'worked' at Tandy. We had to take everyone's name and address or our area manges (yes I spelled that right) got their handbags out.

Used to have a bloke buying batteries all the time. Mr De'Ath. I told the guy I couldn't put an apostrophe in a name field.

[garth]

[LustyLew]

Used to have a guy here called Colin Hunt, but there's plenty of them about I think!
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[Mal]

Had a few when I was working for the insurance company:

Nick Crooks (a policeman)
Allan Key
Wendy House
Annette Curtain
Chris Peacock (say it quite quickly.... )

and the winner




Randy Cuntapay.
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[stinkwheel]

Scanned from the Directory of members of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons:
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[Faldo]

Everard Cock

That's gotta be the best so far!
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[Mudskipper]

When I did survey processing, there was a a record in the database for a Mr Bastard.

Funnily enough, there was a 'Do Not Contact' marker against it...
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[Dragonfly]

I dont remember any apart from some weird guy used to call the shop I worked in called himself Samuel pue but insisted on roaring P.U.E after he said that.

Only other one i seen was on Grahem Norton and he called up
Dr E.Ville in the phone book and took the micky.

[rotax81]

eannus rimmer
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[The Artist]

Chris Peacock LMAO.

[aaronb74]

I forgot we recently got an email from a Mrs Cuntalova
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[Scouse]

There's a plumber down our way called Paul Mycock.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

One of the funniest I've heard is a lady called Deepa Kunte
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[GhostRider]

My old dentist was called Dr Payne, wonderfully apt.

And I read a scientific paper the other day that was written by one Dr E. Wanker, made me giggle since before he got his doctorate he must have been Mr E. Wanker (mystery wanker!!) which got me thinking, maybe a passage in my essay could be "So this Wanker found out that blah blah, but the Wanker is wrong".

Maybe.

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[Sparks!]

Someone on a job I was on recently had the surname "Dumas" kept us entertained for a while
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