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Faldo
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Funny customer names Reply with quote

What funny genuine names have you come across ?

I've just had a guy on the phone who was Mr K Fiddler. Shocked

In the past I've spoke to a woman called Violet Twatt, loads of Muhammed Alis, Mr Muff and loads more that don't come to mind at the moment.

Any more ?
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

my friend go this while working at Telefocus ( the immoral bastard Razz)

apparently she didnt speak english very well!
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have a guy here called 'Dick Pink'.

and he does call himself Dick too, rather than Richard.
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PostPosted: 12:23 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was a guy at my place called Graham Mcgreedy hunt

Over the tanoy this was halarious.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry_MC21 wrote:
We have a guy here called 'Dick Pink'.

and he does call himself Dick too, rather than Richard.


That reminds me of a guy used to know called "Willy Dick". Funny name, but he knows loads about Alfa Romeos! Thumbs Up

N Carey, I have loads of names like those on my computer system too ! Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Approximately 10-15 years ago I saw the name 'Sydney Harbour-Bridge' on an application form that crossed my desk.
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once got notification of name changes for 2 customers. They had apparently changed their names to King Jesus Christ Smith and Lady Cleopatra Flower Smith
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

One that comes to mind for me was Hoppi Ula Walmsbottom. She also had a great signature was a big O with the H and dots so it looked like a pigs face.

Had loads of ridiculously long asian names. Ones where they dont even fit on the system so the middles names have been replaced by line after line of initials.
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long ago, I 'worked' at Tandy. We had to take everyone's name and address or our area manges (yes I spelled that right) got their handbags out.

Used to have a bloke buying batteries all the time. Mr De'Ath. I told the guy I couldn't put an apostrophe in a name field. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unknownstuntman wrote:
Mr De'Ath


There is a Doctor round my way called Dr De'Ath.

Fook that.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Used to have a guy here called Colin Hunt, but there's plenty of them about I think!
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

garth wrote:
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Mr De'Ath


There is a Doctor round my way called Dr De'Ath.

Fook that.

Aaaaghhh! That was it - he WAS a doctor!! Same bloke, must be. Unless there are more than one?!! Nahh...
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a few when I was working for the insurance company:

Nick Crooks (a policeman)
Allan Key
Wendy House
Annette Curtain
Chris Peacock (say it quite quickly.... Wink )

and the winner




Randy Cuntapay.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scanned from the Directory of members of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons:
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everard Cock Rolling Eyes Shocked

That's gotta be the best so far!
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

garth wrote:
Unknownstuntman wrote:
Mr De'Ath


There is a Doctor round my way called Dr De'Ath.

Fook that.


I know who he banks with..

Another Customer was Mr Fuk Yu
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I did survey processing, there was a a record in the database for a Mr Bastard.

Funnily enough, there was a 'Do Not Contact' marker against it...
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont remember any apart from some weird guy used to call the shop I worked in called himself Samuel pue but insisted on roaring P.U.E after he said that.

Only other one i seen was on Grahem Norton and he called up
Dr E.Ville in the phone book and took the micky. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:31 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris Peacock LMAO.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

I forgot we recently got an email from a Mrs Cuntalova Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a plumber down our way called Paul Mycock.
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the funniest I've heard is a lady called Deepa Kunte Smile
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old dentist was called Dr Payne, wonderfully apt.

And I read a scientific paper the other day that was written by one Dr E. Wanker, made me giggle since before he got his doctorate he must have been Mr E. Wanker (mystery wanker!!) which got me thinking, maybe a passage in my essay could be "So this Wanker found out that blah blah, but the Wanker is wrong".

Maybe.

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PostPosted: 16:45 - 29 Oct 2008    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone on a job I was on recently had the surname "Dumas" kept us entertained for a while Laughing
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