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SlimRick
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: How cool is your job? Reply with quote

Following on from the shitty job thread. how cool is your job?

Me? I'm an IT manager, only IT bloke on site, boss works in France and I've never even met him.
I do next to nothing all day, I've had a separate broadband line installed so I can surf and not go through the firewall and I've just bought an xbox 360 to put in the server room, rigged up to a projector.....I get paid for this shit! Thumbs Up

What's the coolest thing about your job?
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can get up when I like, go to bed when I like, spend all day surfing for porn, playing my guitar, fishing, reading or riding my bike.

Unemployment does have some perks Smile
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

God I need a job. Bugger all around here. Confused
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting many many women into bed each day Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

wizzzard wrote:
Getting many many women into bed each day Thumbs Up


You work in an old folks home?
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlimRick wrote:

You work in an old folks home?


Laughing Nothing near as classy as that.
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

2nd year Student Nurse & and Bank Health Care Assistant.

I enjoy it Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a one-man-band IT department for the art department of a university. Means I tend to become mates with a lot of students, and have the opportunity to get wasted on benders the likes of which most functional adults can't even imagine anymore...
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best bit of my job in IT is at 4:30 when I get to go home.

IT, probalby the most boring job on the planet! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wish I had a job Crying or Very sad Hoping to get an apprenticeship next year after I graduate though (Foundation degree)... sick to death of education at this point, I'd rather work my way up the employment ladder with experience than degree's.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Project Manager, the company I currently work for is pants, so I will be looking out for somewhere else at some point. Right now it's convenient and allows me to cycle to work, that's enough.

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PostPosted: 11:46 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

My job is rubbish, it's in IT.

Every time that advert comes on with the depressed guy eating slop for his breakfast looking pissed off then the cheery voice over guy talks a load of shite about the average salary being over £37k per annum (also, on a pedantic note. Isn't an average a mean amount? Saying it's over a certain amount is redundant.)

Anyway, I find my self shouting "Don't do it!" at the TV.

There is nothing original about IT, there is no way you can bring anything unique to the job as it's all written down somewhere. My job is so boring, I find myself deliberately getting in trouble to spice up an otherwise dull dull dull workplace existence.

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PostPosted: 11:46 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've started twittering my days at work, as a reminder to myself of how little work I actually do!
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well up until a few months ago i used to be a marine engineer working on big deisel canal boat engines.
It was pretty good.
I wouldnt say "cool" Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
There is nothing original about IT, there is no way you can bring anything unique to the job as it's all written down somewhere.


Well, there used to be but in the UK in seems to have got progressively dumbed down. Document anything that moves until it stops moving, and then you have a large pile of pointless paperwork that you can use to beat anyone over the head with if they don't follow the pointless documentation. If the work is new and interesting then there is less benefit in using internal staff who know the company and systems so they just outsource it, and then wonder why the poor unlucky ones who have to support the results are missing out on the skills to support it as they didn't have a chance to pick them up during development.

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PostPosted: 11:54 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been in IT for about 20 years now - the last 8 years have been contracting so I tend to only spend between 3 months and 2 years at each place. I really enjoy the variety, lack of tax and the ability to walk away if I really fuck something up Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I blow things for people in exchange for money...





























...because I'm a glassblower.

Well, what did you think I meant..? Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi

About the same here. Spent from 1994 to 1999 contracting, and probably enjoyed it more than anything else as I didn't get drowned in bureaucracy and was trusted to get things done.

Trouble was I landed up going back to one of the places I contracted at as a permy in 1999, and it rapidly went down hill. No training, no worthwhile reviews, progressively worse work (when they split development and support staff up), no thanks for any work, no trust in any of the staff and the final straw was a manager with zero people skills who wanted you to lie on progress reports, etc, to make him look good.

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PostPosted: 12:09 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

For an insight into day to day life as an IT contractor:

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PostPosted: 12:09 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've done three hours at my desk and not got out of my pyjamas yet.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had loads of jobs not many of them are cool though. I'm self employed at the minute and getting paid to be on bcf all day and playing xbox. But i'm packing that in and want another job i'm bored. I've worked in garages where i was paid to spray one thing a day and then spend the rest of it smoking and reading retro magazines. Falling through roofs and driving quads around fields. Then was a chef for 2 years which was quite fun if you took 16 hour days out of the equation.

Wish i had a zoo job or something like that. Or working for a magazine writing bollocks about shite.
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bendy wrote:
I've done three hours at my desk and not got out of my pyjamas yet.


I would hate to work at home. I'd never be able to seperate home life and work. I need to get away from my house to do my job, saves being stuck in the house all day AND night!
It'd drive me mad!

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PostPosted: 13:20 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 13:25 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry_MC21 wrote:

I would hate to work at home. I'd never be able to seperate home life and work. I need to get away from my house to do my job, saves being stuck in the house all day AND night!
It'd drive me mad!


It takes a bit of getting used to, I'll admit. But my job's kinda flexible in both directions - if stuff needs done, it gets done and if that means evenings and weekends, so be it. But on the other hand when there's very little happening (like now) then I can be dabbling with other stuff and it's not a problem. It also encourages 'doing something' at a weekend to get out of the house, whereas I used to find I liked being in the house at a weekend cos I had been out at work all week and barely seen the place that consumes the largest percentage of my wages!

I think I'd find it very hard to go back to 'going to the office'.
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 13 Oct 2009    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
I can get up when I like, go to bed when I like, spend all day surfing for porn, playing my guitar, fishing, reading or riding my bike.

Unemployment does have some perks Smile


Tough gig, isn't it?
I find that i'm frequently so busy viewing porn or playing computer games that i scarcely have enough hours in a day for walking the dog, fishing, drinking beer and smoking weed - sometimes i have to condense them all together in order to get most/some of them done, for example yesterday i took the dog with me when i went fishing, and smoked some weed whilst i was there.
People think unemployment is a doddle - it's not, it's a tough life that requires much forward planning.
Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going out to walk the dog and smoke some weed - i may crack open a beer afterwards, i may just play CoD, i might have a beer whilst i play.
After that, probably the hardcore porn and the wanking.
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