Show us your shitter

[27cows]

Bored of this?:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/PowerRangers.jpg

Then this thread is for you

Post pics of your rusty, battered, rancid, bodged, aged, unfashionable, slow, ratty, tatty old Gary Glitters here...if you can be arsed. If it's possible to take a picture of your bike without the lens cracking

Patched rust holes in front mudguard:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht1.jpg

Jubilee clip/Gun Gum bodged hole in pipe:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht2.jpg

Shiny new sprocket attempts to distract attention away from all that rust...:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht3.jpg

Rusting chain guard and 35 year old GT185 shocks:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht5.jpg

Gaffa taped seat cover:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht4.jpg

So fast the speedo needle snapped! Possibly...:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht7.jpg

At the gates of the knackers yard:

https://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc223/Funkdooby_album/sht6.jpg

[ms51ves3]

I don't understand why you are proud of having a bike that looks like a death trap. It's like people who 'rat' their bikes.

You say you love the bike, so why not give it some love?

[27cows]

[Bendy]

Here's mine. If it looks like it's been pulled out of the Thames, that's cos it probably was.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/ardee_theshitter.jpg

[Alexio]

My bike is a space shuttle compared to yours
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will never give up his CG. I look at my fuel gauge more as a progress bar than a fuel gauge.
G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
ms51ves3: why does it need 500 miles? Are you teaching it how to be a piston?

[27cows]

[T0MMY]

Well, I have to be careful what I say here as it's for sale (although I'm having second thoughts) but I suppose this is my shitter and my only bike since I just sold my plastic fantastic. I wouldn't really call it a shitter but it won't be appearing in a concours d'elegance any time soon. It's a hoot to ride on the road with the road tyres on.

https://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/T0mmy200sx/DSC00801.jpg
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ZX6R + CBR600RR

[27cows]

[Moonie]

Click the link in my sig and you'll see a proper shitter. Saddle now replaces with a lump of foam and a bungee cable.
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Presenting the one and only Chinkmobile

[swiftb]

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lugNvrFzxW0/SaPcUTz_2JI/AAAAAAAAAMk/YYihwFZzHnM/s320/shit+splatterToilet.jpg

[Skudd]

[smegballs]

27 your rxs looks lovely compared to mine. I just MOT'd it last weekend so tax tomorrow and off I go!

Mine is an a destroyed machine that just keeps on going, I got it as a stolen recovered and after sitting in a breakers for a year it started 1st kick!

I'll get some photos up.

[Devils Advocate]

was seriously tempted to post a close up photo of my shit smeared bung hole when i knew who the OP was......but decided it wouldnt be tasteful so got a grip of myself.



shitters?er never had one and never will .

[G]

Commuter-hack :
https://gees.zenfolio.com/img/v4/p689635156-4.jpg

Has got a bit more road-grime on than in the picture.

Other bike used is considerably dirtier, but is actually two years newer:
https://gees.zenfolio.com/img/v7/p684017855-4.jpg

ZX9, which might have been more what you were looking for has been decommissioned, probably permanently, as the cost of sorting the various bits that need doing is probably a fair bit higher than it's worth in parts and I can't be bothered to look for the electrical fault more.
(If it wasn't for the expensive exhaust, I'd take it proper-'laning for a laugh, but it is .)

[baldy]

https://i977.photobucket.com/albums/ae260/bikerphil1987/off%20roading/xrmucky.jpg

It's took 3 years of abuse so far, only gone through 2 cams, 3 rocker arms and a cct. It;s still going strong.
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One day i will rule the world, just not today.

[smegballs]

[Barry_M2]

G - Is your 9 a B model and how f***ed is it?
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ZXR750R (M2) - For the road.
CBR1000 RR4 - For the track.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4332

[Blau Zedong]

27Cows, your MOT tester must have glaucoma as those fork stanctions are disgusting, criminal almost. No excuse for having a bike that much of a shitter when most of the bits are still available new.
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18:54:59 Rob Fzs: unless its their clothes/ hair/ golden teeth

[J D]

Where was that picture of the GSXR taken G?
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[Pernig]

[27cows]

Nothing wrong with the fork stanchions where it matters. No oil leaking. No damage to the surfaces where they pass through the seals.

Speedo? You don't need it to even work for the MOT (but mine does...it's just missing two inches of needle ).

This is what bikes look like when they're used constantly through all weathers for many years.

[G]

Taken at Theale - sadly they didn't have the fountain running - ir's where I often take bikes for tarty pictures.
Was a bit of a nightmare getting the GSXR back up the motorway bridge, though was fine on the way out.

Barry - E model, I'm afraid. If you sort the electric issue, probably needs the valves doing and 3rd gear is dodgy (spare gearbox available though.) However does have a few farkles like full Ti Akrapovic system with extra TI Micron can, Ohlins shock + steering damper, harris rear sets, etc.

[stinkwheel]

I think you'll actually find that I win.
https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/stinkwheel/00jawa.jpg

And a later picture:
https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/stinkwheel/jawa2.jpg

And a previous effort:
https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/stinkwheel/gpzrat.jpg
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[T0MMY]

Was the blue and yellow the original factory colour scheme of the GPZ?
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ZX6R + CBR600RR

[G]

Just to really fry cows' head!
https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/g_vs_ranger.jpg


Oh and sadly they're skis on the KTM.