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PostPosted: 21:09 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

warped one wrote:
Whilst clearing up the garage a few weeks ago I came across a stash of CB125tde heads and barrels, all looking rather good for the age.

Now my Idea is if I took 8 of these and made them into a circle and did some bashing could I THEORETICALLY make a 992 cb125?


https://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/wp-content/2009/06/radial-engine.jpg
On your own there mate.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theoretically, you probably could.
However, given your track record for general weirdness, I'm expecting something more along the lines of "Mr. Warped's fantastical four-stroke bumming machine" to be the end result, as opposed to a functional litre engine.
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

going by that animation. I'd say fuck making a bike and make some sort f werif fuck machine and ebay it
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm... in theory......
But your 1000cc Rotary 16, would, at best, make about as much power as a Stock CBR6 four pot....
But in practice....
The crank journals would have to be about a foot wide to fit thje big ends on.
The cam chain tensioners would be a bit of a bitch to get at..
Alternator arangement would be a bit interesting...
with sixteen CDi units, & the associated ignitior coils....
Hate to try and get the plug caps and coil wiring in the right places too...
Oh, and oil getting past the rings in the inverted barells....
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

8-Way Bumming Machine, sounds like it could be a hit.

The real question, would it be better if it was a 2 stroke or 4 stroke? Thinking.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paulington wrote:
8-Way Bumming Machine, sounds like it could be a hit.

The real question, would it be better if it was a 2 stroke or 4 stroke? Thinking.


Are you right in the head? 2 strokeeeeeeeeee Cool


I would breathe the stuff if I could. That fruity smell. Lovely!
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

DonnyBrago wrote:
warped one wrote:
Whilst clearing up the garage a few weeks ago I came across a stash of CB125tde heads and barrels, all looking rather good for the age.

Now my Idea is if I took 8 of these and made them into a circle and did some bashing could I THEORETICALLY make a 992 cb125?


https://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/wp-content/2009/06/radial-engine.jpg
On your own there mate.


Theres definetly something sexual about that there animation..
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

swiftb38 wrote:


Theres definetly something sexual about that there animation..


I think it's safe to say that you and I have some very different ideas about what sex should be, then.
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://images.motorcyclistonline.com/features/122_2006_03_z+legend_of_the_motorcycle+radial_engine.jpg

Its doable I guess
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carvel wrote:
https://images.motorcyclistonline.com/features/122_2006_03_z+legend_of_the_motorcycle+radial_engine.jpg
Its doable I guess

Does this display my level of depravity..... I looked at that pic and thought:-
"I wonder if you can rotate the engine around the crank, so you can adjust the valve clerances, one bank at a time without having to shift your stool?"
The following thought was:-
"if so... I wonder what noise it would make if you forgot to to the pinch bolts back up, & when you started it up, the engine started spinning like a propeller"
Actually always been fascinated by the radial engine. That one i think is a 7-pot Gnome, fixed cylinder motor.
There was one that had a fixed crank, the pots spinning with the prop. Pretty sure I remember seeing a version where the prop-blades were bolted on the cylinder heads.

Idea of a 2-stroke radial has always apealed, total loss lubrication meaning that they can safely run inverted without the crank-case lube soaking into the inverted pots. Only trouble with the two stroke is the sealed crank-cases per pot, denying the possibility to use a common crank-case and crank journal for all cylinders. I mean, as animation, the crank-case volume doesn't vary enough to use it to 'pump' as a two stroke does, and what little pumping it could do would have to be shared between all cyclinders... unless you super-charged it.....

SO! 16 X5 barels it is then, and a Mini-Cooper supercharger!
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

swiftb38 wrote:
DonnyBrago wrote:


Theres definetly something sexual about that there animation..


I'm with the swifty one on that one. Something about that wiggle there looks sexual!
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
swiftb38 wrote:

Theres definetly something sexual about that there animation..


I'm with the swifty one on that one. Something about that wiggle there looks sexual!


You, filthy, filthy people...; Rather than being DP, it's a 5-way penetration intercourse.
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

SirEdward wrote:


You, filthy, filthy people...; Rather than being DP, it's a 5-way penetration intercourse.


Not at all. its just a very seductive movement. Imagine that kind of movement on a woman..... Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
SirEdward wrote:


You, filthy, filthy people...; Rather than being DP, it's a 5-way penetration intercourse.


Not at all. its just a very seductive movement. Imagine that kind of movement on a woman..... Embarassed


Thats the angle I was coming from, not some kind of perverse 5 way ramrod, imagine the top piston has a 'ladys' face on it..
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teflon-Mike wrote:
The crank journals would have to be about a foot wide to fit thje big ends on.....

Of course they wouldn't....


but you need an odd number of cylinders, so either throw one away or find another one.. so assuming 9 the firing order would be 1,3,5,7,9,2,4,6,8 (or 1,3,5,7,2,4,6 for a 7 cylinder).
The tricky bit is the cam because radials use a ring cam that moves at 1/5 engine speed, not a shaft like inline engines...

So get yourself a master rod...or two...
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/ZRX61/Warbirds/10-30-11001.jpg

It's only about 3 1/2in wide,... but almost 30in across...when it has the slave rods attached
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean like a woman sat ontop of you doing that.. i can see where your coming from.. question is, why does this woman have 5 buckets on her?
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moo. wrote:
You mean like a woman sat ontop of you doing that.. i can see where your coming from.. question is, why does this woman have 5 buckets on her?


cus we have strange tastes! Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 03 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

https://www.buzzhunt.co.uk/wp-content/2009/06/radial-engine.jpg
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PostPosted: 08:06 - 04 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

swiftb38 wrote:
Thats the angle I was coming from, not some kind of perverse 5 way ramrod, imagine the top piston has a 'ladys' face on it..


If by woman you mean sexy starfish with club feet and boxing gloves...

I agree entirely Mr. Green .
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 04 Nov 2010    Post subject: Re: Theoretical Stupidity, Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
swiftb38 wrote:
Theres definetly something sexual about that there animation..
I'm with the swifty one on that one. Something about that wiggle there looks sexual!

Why am I thinking Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.
...and not necessarily in a 4-stroke kind of way Embarassed
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