Name something a T-Rex can't do

[FretGrinder]

Due to a random conversation us chat fogs were having the other night about a certain type of dinosaur and it's erm..... sexual endeavours, we came upon a problem.

A Tyrannosaurus Rex has short arms, and thus cannot perform many normal, everyday tasks.

So, post something that a T-Rex cannot do.

Only one uncompleteable task per post please, can't have anyone stealing all the thunder.

Mine -

A T-Rex can't scratch his own arse.
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[Speedysidders]

A female T. rex will struggle with inserting a Tampon
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[Valentino Mossy]

T-rex couldnt go bowling
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[MarJay]

A T Rex can't cut his own toenails.
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[lozzypop1]

A T-Rex can't do press-ups.
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[Drake]

read a paper
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[Speedysidders]

Ride a bike, or play with a train set
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[Shaft]

I think this is just an excuse to recycle redundant Thalidomide gags.
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[ScaredyCat]

T-rex can't bite its finger nails when nervous.


Andy
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[Skudd]

Can't get his girlfriend to drive a mini without hitting a tree.
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[ScaredyCat]

A T-rex can't use a telephone


Andy
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[Speedysidders]

Can't do direct access with the new 3dld laws in January due to not living to 24
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[Valentino Mossy]

A female t-rex couldn't do up her own bra.
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[Valentino Mossy]

T-rex couldnt fish out the remote from down the couch to turn over the station from pterodactyl porn channel,before mrs- T-rex came in the room.
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[Valentino Mossy]

T-rex couldnt do a superman seat grab at the X games....
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[Speedysidders]

Couldn't masturbate
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[Flip]

A T-rex can't break dance.

[Valentino Mossy]

T-rex couldn't Floss their teeth. (thats why they had bad breath...fact)
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[lozzypop1]

A T-Rex can't dance to "agadoo"
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[Spudly]

Breathe.
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[Valentino Mossy]

T-rex couldn't compete in the NBA basketball league due to not being able to slam-dunk..great for blocking and defence, but not for shooting.
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[Valentino Mossy]

T-rex couldn't pick up a penny off the floor
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[FretGrinder]

A T-rex couldn't touch his-

Head, shoulders knees and toes knee and toes,
Head, shoulders knees and toes knee and toes,
and eyes and ears and mouth an nose,
Head, shoulders knees and toes knee and toes
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[hellkat]

A T Rex can't do jumping-jacks/starfish jumps
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[Spudly]

T-Rex couldn't do double jazz hands
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