Got rammed today from behind.

Eddie Hitler · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Karma :

Not going to go into much detail as I'm shattered, but I know you BCF lot love a good crash story.

Commuting this morning, I entered a roundabout behind the cunts car. No problems at first until he started brake testing, whilst looking in his rear view mirror. Hmm, areshole I thought. This was halfway round the roundabout. As our exit came, I filtered past with no issues. 2 seconds later, my bike lurches forward and to the side, I kept it upright and immediately turned it off and put the sidestand down.

Best part. He got out, typical yobo middle aged cunt, fat and sweaty. Thinks he can have a go, he tried to push me (typical "U WOT M8"), but I don't budge at all.. being 6ft 2 and pretty fit I fancied my chances, but to my surprise I resisted punching the cunt out.

He got back in his car, drove off without giving me any details. So now it's the usual report to the police, statement, and they are now sending him a form requesting details etc etc. I had a witness, but as the fat yobo drove off I tried to chase him down to no avail, so I'll have to nip to the college he mentioned and track him down tomorrow.

Some serious twats on the roads people, but I don't need to mention that.

And no paint diagram, I'm heading to bed. Laughing

Clutchy · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2011 Karma :

Please find him and beat him Thumbs Up

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-Matt- · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Apr 2013 Karma :

Bad luck mate sounds like an A* cunt...

Hopefully they find him Rolling Eyes

, hows the bike?

Notj7 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 24 Aug 2008 Karma :

Sucks man, what was the damage?
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nice title
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Rogue_Shadow · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 May 2012 Karma :

What a crappy situation Thumbs Down

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Dave70 · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2012 Karma :

Well done, I guess, on keeping you cool. I'm not usually a violent person but, someone doing a thing like that to me would have probably pressed all the wrong buttons and wouldn't have ended well.

Good luck on getting some justice though. Thumbs Up

Ballpien · Trackday Trickster Joined: 13 Aug 2013 Karma :

Cunt him in the bastard
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Eddie Hitler · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Karma :

It went through my head as I raised my fist, how will this look on me punching him? Not worth it.

Damage to the bike, some cracked fairings pretty much. I've had a look and I don't think there's any structural damage, but I'm going to get it checked to be sure. It was a good shunt it took. Laughing

Tungtvann · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 Dec 2012 Karma :

Normally I'd say that violence isn't the answer and you should just act like grown ups, swap details and whatever. But clearly in this case the guy should have got a beat down. I hope the law deals with him in the appropriate manner.

Doovy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jul 2008 Karma :

There's no mention of it, but I'm assuming you got his numberplate then.
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TheSmiler · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Apr 2011 Karma :

raak · Spanner Monkey Joined: 20 Dec 2006 Karma :

driving like a wanker....?

No beating required. Thumbs Up

driving like a killer...?

beat to within an inch of his life. Cool

(ok maybe not that far Laughing

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but this has to have repercussion, for the rest of us.

An off like that, has to be an attempt at 'vehicular assault' i think the americans call it.

At best a scary moment.. Shocked

at worst disabilities or someones funeral. Crying or Very sad

Good luck finding the sicko
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G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

Sounds like actual assault, too?

Did you feel 'fear and distress' or whatever the wording is?

That should warrant more than a letter, I'd hope - especially if you have a witness to it.

P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Hit and run is legal though, according to popo. Wink

If you have his reg number, get photos of your bike and go find his car at the college.. fuck it, go in and request the information if they have it as he was involved in an accident yada yada.

Find his car, take details if you haven't, ring insurers, ow... your neck hurts now? Off to hospital and whilst on way report him for hit and run, though fuck load of good that is.

Use your witness to prove this, instant new bike.

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Drake · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Oct 2010 Karma :

im voting for dog shit on ever door handle of his car and a smear on on his windscrean sayin "shoulda stopped"
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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

CCTV?

Otherwise, it'll all come down to that witness and their willingness to get involved - and it doesn't sound like they're up for it.

With hindsight, you'll come to wish that you'd fucked him up on the spot and then called 999 to report an attack on yourself while he bled on your boots. Months of contested insurance wrangling won't have nearly the same satisfaction.
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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

Better man than me, I would have left him trying to pick up teeth with broken fingers. Laughing

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pepperami · Super Spammer Joined: 17 Jan 2010 Karma :

Not sensible or reasonable but I vote for prolonged and terrible terrible violence until he is unable to use his limbs or digits Thumbs Up

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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Nov 2012 Karma :

Glad you're okay dude - did a great fucking job of not losing it and breaking his mind apart with well-aimed blows to the ball bag, kidney and pelvis. Should've garrotted him with his own entrails then torn his tongue out and watched him bleed to death in a pool of his own excrement, blood, urine and bile.
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