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Yeah I thought it was crazy too. She did just tell me the maximum price though, assuming I were to get every check under the sun. It could actually be £30 too. I just don't know at all until I go and get it done  |
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If you can get it cheaper, cool.
However I wouldn't want to miss out on an opportunity ( I know it's not certain) over a £130.
The situation your in is unfortunate as there is limited time but I'd just pay up and go for it. ____________________ Malaguti F12 Phantom-Dead, Suzuki AY50- Dead, NRG power DD LQ, CBR125.
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Hmm, so looks like I'll pay the full amount, but yeah that's no big deal if it's gonna get me on this scholarship.
The deadline is so short that basically it's gonna be a race against the clock. I'll be going into uni at 8am sharp to ask if I've been accepted or not. If it's a yes, I have to call my local doctor, pray there's still a timeslot available for a Money midday check-up, then get a train from London to Reading and back all before 4pm, as that's the final deadline for getting the stuff sent off to China (although I reckon that's debatable too since 4pm here is midnight in Beijing).
Fingers crossed!
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Sounds very strange that they're rushing it so much?
But yeh, the scholarships require health checks to process too. Annoying,
i've done the Chinese one before. It's 40 quid in China to do it, so 130 in the west isn't too steep.
But this charging around to get it done on Monday seems unrealistic. I'd double check that. Although they could just mean get it to China by the morning of the 1st I guess.
Meh, anyway, good luck. I look forward to teaching you naughty things. The Chinese for fuck buddy is 炮友, just incase that comes in handy  ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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| Bonny wrote: | Sounds very strange that they're rushing it so much?
But yeh, the scholarships require health checks to process too. Annoying,
i've done the Chinese one before. It's 40 quid in China to do it, so 130 in the west isn't too steep.
But this charging around to get it done on Monday seems unrealistic. I'd double check that. Although they could just mean get it to China by the morning of the 1st I guess.
Meh, anyway, good luck. I look forward to teaching you naughty things. The Chinese for fuck buddy is 炮友, just incase that comes in handy  |
Yeah the deadline is stupidly tight. My chances of being accepted are pretty high, the only massive problem is the fact that I need to get all this shit sorted before Monday afternoon.
If all goes well, I look forward to learning many things from you! |
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If all goes well, I look forward to learning many things from you! |
Ha, not sure I have many things, but hopefully a few.
Any idea of destination?? Are you starting as complete beginner or what?
Lots of students on scholarship here, most end up teaching for pocket money (or decent wage) anyway. So don't forget that 'perk'. But, of course, unless you immerse yourself fully you won't progress that quickly.
I'm desperately going to spend the next 3 months studying/practising to get the basic enough level to refuse to speak English once I hit Taiwan. For 5 months. Maybe less if the misses continues whinging about it, but at least 3.
Got to immerse.
Oh, and try to avoid using Pinyin too much. It is not your friend. ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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| Bonny wrote: | | Lord Percy wrote: |
If all goes well, I look forward to learning many things from you! |
Ha, not sure I have many things, but hopefully a few. |
Haha sorry, I was drunk as hell when I wrote that and couldn't be bothered to think of a way to change it so I sounded like less of a childishly keen puppy.
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Any idea of destination?? Are you starting as complete beginner or what?
Lots of students on scholarship here, most end up teaching for pocket money (or decent wage) anyway. So don't forget that 'perk'. But, of course, unless you immerse yourself fully you won't progress that quickly.
I'm desperately going to spend the next 3 months studying/practising to get the basic enough level to refuse to speak English once I hit Taiwan. For 5 months. Maybe less if the misses continues whinging about it, but at least 3.
Got to immerse.
Oh, and try to avoid using Pinyin too much. It is not your friend. | \
I don't know where I might end up. The application form allows three preferences for choice of uni but so far I haven't chosen any at all. Got any idea which ones might be best? I was thinking it might be more fun to choose a totally outback place where there are less/no international people so I'd be way more immersed and would also hopefully learn the language far more quickly.
All just waiting and hoping for now anyway though. It all rests on how everything turns out on Monday morning...
I would also aim to be refusing to speak English as soon as possible. I was really slack before, for example when I was in Korea. I must have spent a total of at least 6 months or more there but there was always too much English around me to properly learn Korean, if only I'd been a bit more stubborn and pushed myself to do it. |
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I would also aim to be refusing to speak English as soon as possible. I was really slack before, for example when I was in Korea. I must have spent a total of at least 6 months or more there but there was always too much English around me to properly learn Korean, if only I'd been a bit more stubborn and pushed myself to do it. |
Depends on your ability to withstand awkwardness. If noone there can translate, then everyone is delighted you are making the effort.
Sometimes though, the bastards unveil an annoying 5 year old to translate or something, and then the fun begins.
I just got back from a 1 year anniversary dinner (from the date I first landed in China) with the gf's parents. I have studied, done things on my own, and had one years gentle rosetta stone etc study in to the language before I arrived. This last month I have had a couple of friends who don't really speak English (one, not at all), which has really tied it together a bit.
Today was the first time where we've managed to have a half-way adult conversation without massive amounts of pain and suffering.
... and it still involved a lot of booze.
Point is, be prepared to be 'weird' if you want to use Chinese. Best trick I've seen, from a guy who can now speak really good Chinese after only a couple of years... keep dating girls with zero English.
If I was single, I would be smashing through them. I'd even teach them beginner's English etc. Fuck it.
As for locations, avoid the big cities. So much, so hard. Just, no. Try to avoid the really hot places. Also, try to stay in a dorm with the Chinese, then try not to get hooked playing shitty online pc games  ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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Update!
So the cost was £80.
He even touched my balls . But at least I learned something. The 'cough' test is to test for a hernia in the lower abdomen, which is caused by the fact that the testicles and kidneys form from the same cells, so when the foetus is developing the testicles slowly move from the kidney area to outside of the body, leaving a small channel all the way down, and through this channel your intestines can sometimes come out a little bit, and by coughing it causes the intestines to temporarily push out a bit further. So the cough test checks for this.
And, good news, the uni made me a firm choice for the scholarship. So it's all being sent off and now we just need to wait for a response from the embassy (which could take ages).
It's looking very likely I'll be a resident of China for a year! How unexpected!  |
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Getting all involved in learning Chinese now
Found a cool short video showing how all the characters have quite literal meanings rooted to each symbol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=troxvPRmZm8
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 12 years, 208 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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