What's Temu showing you?

[stinkwheel]

After hellkats comments on it showing her silverfish on another thread, I wonder how targetted it is and if it shows different people different things.

I currently have an electric mountain bike. A woman in frumpy underwear, an aircraft carrier, some sort of brass threaded extractor tool, a woman in a sports bra and an odd L-shaped green thing, possibly a drainer or soil riddle.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[A100man]

I usually get a lot of (East Asian) women wearing not very much. But today it's baseball caps
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[hellkat]

Some new ladies of questionable morals, along with a man's wristwatch and something that might be a cock-size increaser, or might not. But which is on a price reduction.
Just saying, FF68 ...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

As a side issue, I also have a run of ads about doyennes of the British media "flaunting [their] huge size in latest photos"


*Naga Munchetty/Kate Garraway, from memory - but there have been others, I just didn't know who they were. So far, no Lorraine Kelly I notice...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Mostly it’s women in skimpy clothing, also a blowtorch, fishing priests (not shoe horns as I thought) and some futuristic-looking sandals.

[BanditsHigh]

Not Temu, this time it's AO ... toaster/poached egg machine, coffee machine, 5 balded electric razor, AGA type oven, security camera, orange blob (speaker?) and an electronic doo-hicky for your wrist ......... going to buy them all

[Polarbear]

[stinkwheel]

Now I have the future sandals, woman with big knockers in pink top, wristwatch, some sort of Jason Myers mask, brown pull on boots, a hipster tweed cap and a chainsaw.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Polarbear]

WayHay, Temu's back

I have a tweed cap, a pretty girl, a pretty girl in a short dress, a box of pens? What? why?. And a girl undressing.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[hellkat]

A 2025 calendar comprised of pictures of JACOB REES MOGG (30% discount)
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[BanditsHigh]

[doggone]

[stinkwheel]

Woman with huge knockers in a bikini, woman in string dress with see-through top, woman squatting in a field, thrupenny bit, longhaired woman, woman in short-shorts, stoned looking woman with big hair.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[A100man]

[MarJay]

Backpacks, Sink strainers, paintbrushes and dashcams.

You know the Temu app is essentially spyware, and by agreeing to the terms and conditions of the app on your phone you agree to share your contacts with them, and they may use those contacts from your phone for marketing purposes. It's dodgy as heck, and most companies wouldn't get away with it, but it's one of those 'backed by the Chinese state' type deals, a bit like BYD cars.
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