Todays - What Grinds my gears

[hellkat]

Yes I specially bought kosher mayonnaise which I used instead of butter.
And I sat the sliced tomatoes on a spare slice of bread to get the worst of the moisture out of them.

Turned out not to need them, so I brought them home again.

The dog scoffed the salt beef but turned her nose up at the chopped herring (I suspect it was the raw onion which I *tried* to pick out
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

I advertised a paddock stand on Facebook Marketplace and gave my address to the first respondent, who also asked when he could come round. Waited all evening but no-show and still no message two days later. Just rude. I had even put off another punter saying I thought it would be collected imminently. Anyhow, a stranger now knows my address and that I probably own a bike. Christ, who’d work with the public!? Bastards.

[to v or not to v]

[hellkat]

Yes I know it is, that is why I picked it out.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.