Todays - What Grinds my gears

[hellkat]

Yes I specially bought kosher mayonnaise which I used instead of butter.
And I sat the sliced tomatoes on a spare slice of bread to get the worst of the moisture out of them.

Turned out not to need them, so I brought them home again.

The dog scoffed the salt beef but turned her nose up at the chopped herring (I suspect it was the raw onion which I *tried* to pick out
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

I advertised a paddock stand on Facebook Marketplace and gave my address to the first respondent, who also asked when he could come round. Waited all evening but no-show and still no message two days later. Just rude. I had even put off another punter saying I thought it would be collected imminently. Anyhow, a stranger now knows my address and that I probably own a bike. Christ, who’d work with the public!? Bastards.

[to v or not to v]

[hellkat]

Yes I know it is, that is why I picked it out.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[CrypticCrud]

It’s taken 22 months for a sexual assault case to be heard.. so off to court tomorrow as a witness.

22 months.. it’s a fucking joke.
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CBT - Aug24, Theory - Jun25, Mod 1 - Jul25, Mod 2 - Sep25
Kawasaki Z125 > Honda Z125

[P.]

[Skudd]

Some prat who lives opposite my daughter decided to reverse into my car. His excuse was that there wasn't normally a car parked there so he didn't look. Anyway, me being a reasonable person let him do things outside of insurance as his excess is £1,500 and it's a £500 type job. Good job it wasn't the bike, otherwise I'd be up for murder.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[CrypticCrud]

Gregg Wallace.. what a total twat!
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CBT - Aug24, Theory - Jun25, Mod 1 - Jul25, Mod 2 - Sep25
Kawasaki Z125 > Honda Z125