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Well? Can you bob?
Yeh i can bob like a pro
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It twitches a little bit, kinda more like a dog shitting tho
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Nope, but i think i just wet fart trying... do i get a prize?
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Can ya bob ya knob? Blokes only Reply with quote

Following on from 'my' other thread, can you bob you cock when its semi or fully erect by tensing your pelvic floor.

This is a scientifc study so no lying.

Also, if not sure, its a good excuse to watch porn to get a lob on Wink
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just about to start this poll but you beat me to it! Razz

It all stems from this: https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=74317Wink
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO at you thinking you was a "special" one, it's so easy, it's hard not to do. Like a natural occurance. Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

i can, its quite fun to do Cool
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, good fun Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh blandit boy... dont make me come down there!

I am special!

Well it suprises girls when i do it to them.

I just assumed that meant most guys cant do it.

I'll go home now Sad
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
Oh blandit boy... dont make me come down there!

I am special!

Well it suprises girls when i do it to them.

I just assumed that meant most guys cant do it.

I'll go home now Sad


Hahah you can really confuse women with it if they don't expect it! Bloody hilarious.
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

But can you still do it with a wet bath towel on your nob Smile
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

daz|n00by wrote:
But can you still do it with a wet bath towel on your nob Smile


I have a supersize towell and tried it with that once, dont ask why and yes it did hurt. Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

daz|n00by wrote:
But can you still do it with a wet bath towel on your nob Smile


Naturally. I might even devise a harness so i can work out the strength. I know its funny to slap girls with it when they are crap at head Laughing

Not to mention tail wagging when spooned in bed Shifty
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right thats it, after i try something on the bike im trying things out.

I have planned...

A torch (large)
A pool cue in bag
A trainer
A hiking boot

Im counting bobbing as one inch of motion.

Videos welcom Wink

You guys might get the hiking boot one, if you are lucky.
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

1" of motion? wtf are you joking? got to be at least 4 maybe enven 5 if your doing a real bob.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
daz|n00by wrote:
But can you still do it with a wet bath towel on your nob Smile


Naturally. I might even devise a harness so i can work out the strength. I know its funny to slap girls with it when they are crap at head Laughing

Not to mention tail wagging when spooned in bed Shifty


when nakered with the GF, tense the muscles so it hit them and pretend your not doing anthing, 'tis quite funny Shifty
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

daz|n00by wrote:
1" of motion? wtf are you joking? got to be at least 4 maybe enven 5 if your doing a real bob.


Ahhh but then you risk it falling off as youd have to completely release and then fully tense. As oppose to testing the strength.

Plus to get 4 inchs of motion requires a semi, and its easier to maintain a raging bastard long enough to film these kind of things. And thats only gonna have an inch of so motion.
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Andy C wrote:


when nakered with the GF, tense the muscles so it hit them and pretend your not doing anthing, 'tis quite funny Shifty

Love it when there rents phone mid jump, and you just casually wiggle it while they are on the phone.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think every man can do it Confused
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since your talking about willies here is a story for you. At friend at work was telling me about this porn film she had been watching and wondered if you are able to do this. Shocked The gent in the film was letting this wench ram a vibrator through his japs eye and down the shaft of his cock, while erect and he loved it Confused Anyone ever managed to do this, my man won`t` let me try it on him. Wonder why Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

gixxergill wrote:
The gent in the film was letting this wench ram a vibrator through his japs eye and down the shaft of his cock, while erect and he loved it Confused Anyone ever managed to do this, my man won`t` let me try it on him. Wonder why Shocked


Not only would that be incredibly painful unless both highly lubed and sterile, i doubt any pleasure would be derived.

Ask people about the GUM 'rod of death'

But putting anything down the japs can result in infection, not to mention inflammation. Oh, and stuff can get stuck... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

gixxergill wrote:
Since your talking about willies here is a story for you. At friend at work was telling me about this porn film she had been watching and wondered if you are able to do this. Shocked The gent in the film was letting this wench ram a vibrator through his japs eye and down the shaft of his cock, while erect and he loved it Confused Anyone ever managed to do this, my man won`t` let me try it on him. Wonder why Shocked


I saw that on some bloke at works phone, it brought tears to my eyes Sick Smile
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

How fucking big was his japs eye? Shocked


And as for bobbing your Nob. Erm, When relaxed, Im pretty much relaxed, Not much movement at all. Confused

is there somthing wrong with me? Laughing [/code]
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 11 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

binge wrote:
How fucking big was his japs eye? Shocked


Mate you wouldn't believe, it looked like his bellend was split Shocked. Was only a small vibe, but even so....

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is there somthing wrong with me?


Yes Razz Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 12 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread made me smile....its stems from boys and their toys...bless! Wink
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 12 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep i can Cool
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 12 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw this in another link and thought of you. Wink

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PostPosted: 14:24 - 12 Feb 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

cagiva gezzer wrote:
Saw this in another link and thought of you. Wink



So you were browsing were you Wink

And anyway, men dont suffer from premature ejaculation, women do.

Im loving lasting a normal amount of time now. Get in!
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